It has been brought to my attention that sculling just might have a certain effete, blue-blood, ivy-league, trust-fund pretentiousness attached to it. Maybe I should reconsider the color scheme. I bet I could repurpose a wrap to produce something like this:

Of course, I’ll also have to mount a fishing rod on it.

ETA: good Lord, I could probably come pretty close to this using a couple of cornhole wraps. It’s just a thought for when the time is just right.